Another week, another Bradbury by Dave Simmons

Another week, another Bradbury

For our 4th away game on the trot this year we turned up at the well hidden ground at Balsham to play their 2nd team.  Finding the pavilion was easy enough.  Did I say pavilion?  I meant maze.  Arriving at their pavilion got you about half way there.  No warning of that in Dan’s dire warning not to be late or you’d be dropped down the order.  “Honestly - I arrived at the postcode in your email by 1:15”.  Those that turned up early enough joined in the warm up which involved throwing and trying to catch the Aerobie that Dan keeps in the boot of his car.

Looking at the table before the match showed that we had won 3 out of 3 and Balsham had lost 3 out of 3.  When we played them in 2010 towards the end of the season they played above themselves and beat us for only their 2nd win of the season.  On that occasion we had them 76-8 and couldn’t take any more wickets as they reached 157-8 in their 40 overs and we came up 8 short in our chase.
Dan lost the toss and we were put in.  This is the team with the opening bowler with a sight impediment so he bowls in a helmet in case a ball gets driven back at him.  It would have been safe for him to take it off for this game.

Dave S opened with Dan.  A couple of weeks ago Dave was referred to as the centurion Quintus Dias.  What do you call someone who gets nought, a duck, a blob?  Donald?  Mr Blobby?  Anyway, that’s Dave as he missed a long hop which came off the pitch much slower than he planned.  Dan didn’t last much longer but at least got one of the balls of the game which swung in and cut away.
Then John Bason made his long awaited league debut.  He has looked a fine batsman in the nets and we were all looking forward to him getting some runs.  One of the things you don’t get to see in the nets is how good people are at calling, running and taking notice of calling and running.  John played the ball into the offside for a tight but comfortable single and set off having called very clearly.  Safwan failed to respond and John didn’t make it back in time. Balsham had a number of spectators who could be heard expressing their opinion behind the scorer’s table.  On this subject their opinion was “he’d better stay out there for a while”.  Perhaps we should consider getting Lord Kitchener to pose for a poster emblazoned with “Your village team needs you to learn how to run” and stick it in each dressing room we visit.  Whatever the village green’s equivalent of the commentator’s curse then struck.  Safwan’s first league failure of the season and he was out for 7.  We were 13-4 and in deep trouble.  A couple of weeks ago Matt went in at 5 with just over 2 overs to go with instructions to hit some sixes.  On this occasion he went in at 5 with over 30 overs to go and needed to rescue us.  He was joined by the latest in the line of Bradburys – Oliver, last seen playing for the under 13s a few days earlier.  Forget about his age – he looked and played the part and with Matt rescued us with a stand of 50 choosing which balls to defend and which to attack with excellent judgement.  It certainly was a day for the youngsters.  After the drinks break Balsham brought on 13 year old Zoe Barkes who bowled very respectable leg spin while her proud Mum was doing the Balsham scorebook.  Her first entry for her daughter was a “W” as she took a wicket first ball when Oliver top edged an attempted shot to midwicket to end the only partnership of significance with Oliver getting 25.

This brought Gabriel to the wicket lower down the order than he’s used to but he still had plenty of time to bat.  Matt then succumbed to Zoe for a top score of 28 as she took her 2nd wicket which was very shortly followed by her 3rd as Cameron was lured out of his crease by a loopy delivery and didn’t make it back.  

After Alastair’s difficult start to the season he asked not to be so high up the order whilst he tried to find some form, which he did as far as he could before being stranded not out.  Alastair’s score in each game seems to be roughly proportional to his number in the order.  He’ll bat at number 86 next week.  Maybe not – we’ve struggled to have a number 11 a couple of times this season.  He and Gabriel put on 16 for the joint 2nd highest partnership of the innings until Gabriel was bowled by the accurate helmeted opening bowler.  Chirayu managed 2 before he fell the same way which brought Scotch in to totally dominate a partnership to which he contributed 100% of the runs and 100% responsibility for ending it.  He scored 3 which consisted of a single off the last ball of an over to ensure Alastair didn’t get the strike followed by a 2 to ensure that Alastair didn’t get the strike followed by missing a good ball ensuring that Alastair would never get the strike.  100 all out.  A round but inadequate number.

An excellent tea was then served in the pavilion’s kitchen area which overlooked their bowls club.  As their building needs to cater for two sports areas it’s no wonder it is an odd shape, but with very good facilities.  

How do you defend 100 on an albeit slow pitch?  Take wickets early.  Which we didn’t which is a major reason for not winning.  The bowlers did a top notch job but were let down by the batting.  Matt opened the bowling with Dan taking the other end.  The ball was still moving but the batting was solid if not spectacular.  It didn’t need to be.  After a few overs from each of them with no breakthrough Scotch took over from Dan and Oliver took over from Matt.  After a few looseners from each they settled down to a very good line and length.  We expect that from Scotch but having showed most of us up with the bat Oliver was not out of his depth with the ball and was soon swinging the ball past the outside edge as he does to us in the nets, but we still had no wickets to show for it at the drinks break, but we didn’t have to wait for long after drinks for our first breakthrough.  Maybe one day someone with a pile of scorebooks or the play cricket website can find out how many times Scotch has taken the first wicket for the team.  (Not me – this is taking up my share of donated time!  Sounds like good GCSE stats project for someone.)  Having learnt not to rely on the catching of his team mates he bowled the more solid looking opener.  53 for 1.  Their first wicket put on more than our best stand.  

Our next wicket came courtesy of the best dropped catch you’ll see.  The ball was driven firmly back to Oliver who couldn’t hold on in his follow through but it burst through his hands and on to the stumps.  Bizarrely it was given out by the square leg umpire as the one at the bowlers end wasn’t looking at the bat, although his decision was made a bit easier as the run out batsman started to walk off anyway.  He knew he was out. 

John Bason had his first bowl in the league and we needed him to get more wickets than he got runs if we were to win.  His brand of loopy (who wouldn’t go loopy after being run out by a team mate) leg spin challenged the batsmen but as is often the case with leg spinners there were a few balls to be hit.  He did take the next wicket to fall courtesy of a good catch by one of the more reliable catchers, Cameron.  By this time the game was really up but they were struggling to get the runs quickly and we did a good job of making it hard for them to get them with some good fielding and straight bowling.  The 4th wicket came with only 7 needed to win and was from another good away swinger which gave Oliver a well deserved wicket and us a 4th bonus point.  We’d have preferred the 20 for the win but Balsham do appear to be our bogie team.  We think we are better than they are.  Our league position suggests we are better than they are but we can’t beat them.  So we probably aren’t better than they are.  Let’s blame travel fatigue.  4 away games on the trot.  Next week we’re at home so no more travel fatigue losses please.

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