The (Sour) Grapes Of Wrath by John Steinbeck

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It was probably the hottest day of the year so far as Coton took on Elmdon at The Recreation Ground last Saturday.  The sun beat down from a cloudless sky as we took the field.  Dan took up the reigns as captain again, obviously not too impressed with the useless tosser that had been standing in the previous week.  As has been stated too often, with the one ball per game rule for this competition winning the toss is important as teams will invariably bowl first.   Indeed Safwan will give you his latest theories on how the rule should be changed if you have a couple of hours to spare.   On a dry wicket Matt and Dan opened the bowling.  The wicket was later to receive a “bad” rating by the opposition skipper.  Probably just sour grapes for the methodical dismantling of the opposition by a Coton team that is now 2nd in the league.  True there was a bit of crumbling on the footholds but it was hardly the dustbowl that drove midwest farmers off their land in the Great Depression.
 
The first dozen or so overs only yielded little over one run per over but no wickets.  Both Dan and Matt beat the bat repeatedly and when they didn’t it the batsmen showed little inclination to aggression.  The breakthrough almost came when the ball was clipped through Scotch’s hands at square leg.  As he nursed his sore fingers, Scotch made a very implausible claim that the drop was deliberate to keep the slow scoring batsman in.  Scotch and Richard got the call as change bowlers and although the rate picked up a little it was still very, very slow going.  It was nothing to do with the pitch, just accurate bowling and conservative batting.  Cameron Black – handed the gloves in the absence of Alastair – was the busiest person on the field.

Richard finally made the breakthrough, with two wickets in two balls.  The first a plumb LBW removing the first of the atrophied opening batsmen and the second bowled his replacement.  This seemed to go off the pads and it was a few seconds before he realised that it had clipped the off stump and toppled the bail.  These were the last two balls of the over and despite crowding the young batsman with the first of the next over he easily survived.

Scotch wasn’t making much headway for once – despite the batsmen being of the right age – and Rob took a turn.   Richard took a third wicket and then Rob joined the fun bowling another.  Its always entertaining to see a batman swing in the direction of midwicket only to have off stump pegged back.  One of the young Elmdon team had decided that this was a baseball game.  With three successive balls from Rob there were huge swings in the direction of cow corner.  On each delivery the ball nestled into Cameron’s waiting hands.  A cry of “strike three, you’re out” from the frustrated bowler held now sway with the umpire who even now was chewing on the aforementioned sour grapes.
Richard then grabbed a fourth wicket, but was unable to complete the 5-for with the last two balls of his spell.  A case of jug avoidance, I think!   

Dan decided enough of the good batsmen were out to have another go and immediately struck with the one delivery that had a noticeably odd bounce and grabbed a wicket.  There were also wickets for the returning Matt and finally for Scotch.  The innings ended as Scotch hit wickets direct with a throw from fine leg removing the Elmdon #10.  They batted one short and ended up on 94 all out.
After a fine tea, courtesy of Richard, that contained not one grape sour or otherwise, we batted.
Adam opened with Gabriel and we were making good progress until Adam slapped a delivery that was a marginal full toss no-ball to point.  Gabriel had looked determined to carry his bat for a nought not out but also produced a couple of excellent boundaries before missing a straight one.

A feature of the innings was that Elmdon had already switched their keepers by the sixth over and were to swap again before the end.  Probably all the bad bounces on the bad wicket were causing problems: nothing to do with ability of course.

Bobby Elmes was promoted to number three after his fine knock last week and with Dan coming in at four runs accumulated quickly despite the former’s nimble footwork turning wides into dot balls.  Dan smacked some lusty pulls counterpointed with drives.  Bobby produced his repertoire of glances and cuts.  It was only a matter of how quickly we would pass the target not whether we would very quickly.  It was something of a surprise when Dan succumbed to an innocuous straight delivery (he couldn’t even blame the pitch this week), shortly afterwards followed by Bobby.  By this time we were within a dozen or so of the target and Safwan was making quick work of closing the gap.
Richard came in having suffered ducks in both his previous knocks and finished the innings off with a cut for 4 through point.

We had taken less than half the allowed overs knocking the runs off – presumably we hadn’t found the wicket too bad!   

A comprehensive win then, built on accurate (and Richard’s case, a penetrative 4-19) bowling.  That was supported by better fielding than the previous week – the highlight being Scotch’s run out.  The batting then produced with everyone, including Mr Extras, chipping in.  

Next week is a blank week in the league and while we have our club day we’ll be watching out for results elsewhere.  Of the 4 teams above us going into the last match, 3 were defeated.  Only Thriplow – whose one loss was against us – separate us from the top of the league.   5 games to go: can we do it?  Every point will be important.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

As opening bowler/ pitch preparer I was particularly annoyed they put their batting woes 100% down to pitch and 0% to bowling!

Robbo said...

and so you should be. I hardly saw one ball misbehave all day (just the one that Dan took a wicket with).

on the other hand I did see some good bowling.